Letter #4: Hillary Clinton

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
United States Senate
476 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Dear Hilary Clinton for President:

If you’re going to be the next President of the United States, then what am I supposed to do if I don’t have any health care or money or neat things like iPods? It seems like that would be something you would want to have on your radar, like in the movies about presidents.

If it pleases you, send a simple poster of yourself to me. Nothing too presidential, just you with your hair in a bun or something.

Thanks.

[My Name]
[My Address]

PS: Where did the term “than the Dickens” come from? Like “It’s hotter than the Dickens”?